how did this get here i am not good with computer

I had a really strange, feverish dream that DmC: Devil May Cry was an open-world crimer game like Grand Theft Auto and I was playing the game but at the same time I was Dante in the dream and I joined a Jewish church and got my shoes stolen, as Dante. I want to play that game. no other DmC will suffice for me anymore

(Source: its-always-funny, via jessmarian)

bifauxnen:

I just want to drink all the wine ever

erin-barren:

I COULD HAVE BEEN A NORMAL PERSON HAD I NOT WATCHED A TEENAGE GIRL EXPLODING AND GIVING BIRTH TO A SACRED SWORD ON ACTION CHANNEL ONE SATURDAY NIGHT WHEN I WAS 9

(Source: masturdebation)

dogshaming:

I’m gross! I like to roll in dead things

(Source: dogshaming)

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(Source: execution-empress, via makech)

oliviazira:

I’d buy this

oliviazira:

I’d buy this