how did this get here i am not good with computer

a mad emperor that somehow found the internet. ♔ ask

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[Hadaka Shitsuji] Maeda Tomoaki & Toudou Aki Dakimakura

I love how utterly normal the one on the far right is and then it just goes downhill from there.

What.

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This series is a goldmine.

And now I see why it ran in a shoujo mag.

Oh, internet.

What, no Goebbels-chan?

If you have sex, I will cut your penis off. Please don’t make me say ‘What have I done?’

—A THING MY MOM ACTUALLY JUST SAID TO ME (via animedads)

ohio-is4-lovers:

Somewhere in the world a Historian is weeping for humanity.

(Source: inothernews, via insharkywater)

sociallyunacceptableart:

This one is called “Uke’s Desire”
Artist description: “Akihito’s penis is a little bigger than last time…showing now he has a little experience X3”
Yup because that’s how penises work

sociallyunacceptableart:

This one is called “Uke’s Desire”

Artist description: “Akihito’s penis is a little bigger than last time…showing now he has a little experience X3”

Yup because that’s how penises work

Wait what.

Tom Cruise running around in 1800’s Japan strikes the Japanese people as “more or less normal”?

in-ictu-oculi:

i prefer my tentacle sex more 2d

and you know less realistic

but i am not shocked by this more

“no shh it’s not bestiality shut up it’s a genre of its own”

…Wait, what a I looking at? ._.

I’m not exactly opposed to this

(Source: mrstuartlookatme)

(Source: jessmarian)

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